My name is Willie.
The good folks at CorpWhore.com invited me to their wonderful, yet utterly depressing site to share my experiences with you. See, I hate my job. I hate my job more than anything that I have ever hated. More than life itself. I”m on a career path to nowhere. I describe the outlook for my future as “mediocre at best”. I”m a number, a cog in the system. I”m remarkably average. I hate going to sleep at night online casino’s because I know that when I wake up, tomorrow will be just as bad, if not worse, than today.
For some reason, CorpWhore.com felt like these qualities made me the ideal candidate to amuse you with storiesof my daily failures and shortcomings. Please laugh at my life, because I find it so very difficult to do so. Over the next several days, weeks, and possibly months, i”ll share my daily experiences as a corporate whore, and offer my unique insight into the impossibly hopeless world of Willie Turner.
All that I ask is this: share your stories too. I”ll probably off myself if I feel like the only one that”s going through this. Write, comment, send video – I don”t care. Let”s all be miserable together.
-William Q. Turner
Email your work stories to [email protected] , and we”ll publish them on the site. If you want to submit video testimonials like Willie just did, let”s make that happen too!
LMAO! “I’m already an hour late for work as I’m recording this. I really don’t give a sh!t”
Damn, Willie! Where were you a year ago when I quit my job? I just got hired at a new job, and those mofos can egg me and my car. I ain’t going nowhere! Baby gotta eat, son! Since I’ve known your pain, I will keep my right fist in the air for ‘ya! One…
Willie in the house! When’s the next installment?
He’s posting a new video every week, but he’s also doing journal entries everyday at http://www.corpwhore.com